so there was a farmer who had a cow named Coffee. The cow was really old so he got a new baby cow and gave it the same name so that when Coffee died, he’d still have a cow named Coffee.
Then one day the farmer wanted to build a new pen for the baby cow so he told his son to go bring him Coffee Jr. But the son brought back the old cow instead.
The farmer said “No! I wanted de calf Coffee!”
What a mooving story.
THIS IS POSSIBLY THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
Its wednesday yo
this never comes on my dash at the right time anymore :( i think i went two weeks without it and now i’m reblogging it on a thursday
GOD DAMN YES FINALLY BLOGGED IT ON A WEDNESDAY
why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…
but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?
Sports are not for sissies
So yeah. Turkey’s national sport. Look it up.