24; male; teacher; nerd; reading fanatic; gamer; not a fan of misogyny, racism or homophobia. Occasionally posting some good ol' NSFW.

"Nuh-uh, I am not wearing this! You is not fit to having me lookin' like some bootleg Precious!" ~ Lukeemya "Lulu" Jackson

Is that all you care about, money and applause? And sex, for which I generally get applause.

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bitchyougood:

I would describe myself as glamirouse, mysteriouse, and a bit

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thelastgreatkings:

mrgolightly:

babefield:

looking like “where’s the beef”

All I want in a husband.

I want him

Damn, Shia turned out fiiiine.

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virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

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Me.
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Mario about to backstab a bitch.

Mario about to backstab a bitch.



The New Adventures of Old Christine 4x05

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xbassedcerebralx:

ayyyy lmao

xbassedcerebralx:

ayyyy lmao

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epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.

epicallyfunny:

WELL FUCK.

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"

The truth is that we need relationships, but we don’t need every relationship. Surround yourself with positive people who bring you up, rather than drag you down. You don’t have to sacrifice your sanity because you don’t want to hurt someone’s feelings. You don’t have to be controlled by your own kindness. You can be a good person without bending to the will of those who damage you with their own selfishness.

You deserve to be happy.

"

+ It’s Ok to Say, “I Don’t Want to See You Again”, on How to Remove Toxic People from Your Life.

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swolizard:

tangletots:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

this is not the fish fillet I was asking for can I please speak with a manager

swolizard:

tangletots:

ma’am please i just want some chicken nuggets

this is not the fish fillet I was asking for can I please speak with a manager

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megaminun:

"omg im so tired i only got 7 hours of sleep last night"

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